A quick list of hp_beholder recs before the reveal today. As I have very little time, I had to skip a few of the longer fics, but I look forward to read and perhaps rec some of those later - there are quite a few that look very interesting.

Dolores on the Dotted Line - FIC: Umbridge/Various. Brilliant characterisation, spot-on Umbridge, and with a twist. Great read.

A String of Visions - FIC: Fat Friar/Various. Romance... Beautiful prose. Somehow this pattern of memories works very strongly to create an idea of how a ghost might feel.

The Unexpected Gift - FIC: Dudley/Millicent. Great little classical romance fic with a great, moving backstory, brilliant characterisation and much sweetness without being saccharine.

Can't Stop (Try My Lies) - FIC: Draco/Goyle. Gritty. Beautifully written, but sad. Great read, nevertheless. Adds more to Goyle as a minor character. 1st person POV that really works.

Inauspicious - FIC: A short portrait of Abraxas. 1,500 words of very well-turned-out fic.

At the Local Watering Hole - ART: Great gen Molly-Arthur art. Lovely, secure style.

Also a repeat rec: My gift, the incomparable, funny, interesting Marriage Acts, based loosely on the infamous Marriage Act Challenge. An absolutely perfect gift featuring two of my favourite characters, Abraxas and Percy.

ETA: Adding yet another rec to the above: Principles Before Personalities - FIC: Dudley/Harry(!). A long fic which never at any point feels boring. Believable character development and nice insight in what Dudley is going through. Interesting read with the right touch of romance. I am becoming increasingly interested in Dudley and many the writers who do him are so very good - something this fic shows very well.

As I'm fighting PayPal for the second year I don't have access to my account - is someone willing to swap a some IJ gift certificates with either paid LJ-time or other payable-with-SLs-card goods?

*stabs PayPal with pointy stake*

Thanks, Sab (and to Torino for offering, too). <3

Is it just me or has the LJ "repost feature" just reemerged? Yes, the thingie which makes it possible to "share" (others might call it "steal") another poster's post and put the thing into LJ, Twitter, FB and so on. (The icon with a tilted V on it)

Also, why hasn't LJ announced this? (Obviously with good reason, since I doubt that people are happy with this if they knew.)

I feel the need to find fail!macros now.

ETA: Oh yes... they hid it down in the last News post - which they had labelled with a headline of unimportant stuff...

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Isn't it just lovely... your posts shared all over the Internet, reposted on Facebook by anyone who happen to use it. LJ, this one is just about the worst you've made in a very long time. Not on. SO not on! And of course you can't disable it, because we all think this is such a good idea.

My uncle (father's brother), the one without cancer, died this morning. And my mother's aunt (unrelated to any of the uncles), who were well three days ago is now in a coma and is probably gone in a few days.

*headdesks* If this continues, I'll have no family left come February.

Last week one of my parents' best friends through 40 years died. Very sad, he was truly a good and lovable person. I'm going to miss him.

Today, oh woe, news were that my other uncle (my father's brother) is going to hospital to be... kept on a lovely diet of various painkillers because he is in a lot of pain and refuses to eat - which basically means that he'll be dead in a few weeks. He's been ill for years, though, but physically okayish. Not anymore.

Tomorrow, the other hospital and the other terminally ill uncle (mother's brother in law) will get final results from the tests - the doctors discovered that his heart was close to say goodbye too.

My parents are, to say it mildly, not well. My father isn't speaking to anyone, and my mother just cries. So much fun to be had.

I've had the most stressful and busy January until now, and unfortunately it seems as if it is going to continue. I'm in the middle of exams and ... yeah. Perhaps if every day had 50 hours, then I'd manage. Three essays in two weeks and an oral exam on top of it. And I haven't had enough time to study...

Also, why does this post look like every other post mentioning exams... Perhaps I should learn from that?

Naaaah. :D

I mentioned earlier that caladan_dd, despite her busy life (worse than mine!) took the time to draw and present me with a lovely Neville/Kingsley New Year's gift, and I can show you eeet because it's MINE! OMG! *bounces*
I love this so much. The funny thing is that I basically see Kingsley as a taller, broader and older version of DB Woodside, and Caladan didn't know that, except it seems she did... <3



I'm not sure if Caladan is posting this over at her journal, so if you want to comment on it, I'm sure she'll see your comment here.

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Last KK recs before reveals tomorrow...

All works are currently unrevealed, so anonymous artists/authors all of them...

Watching, Waiting, Willing
Pairing: Charlie/Harry
Why you should read this: It is just the sexiest, hottest UST-voyeur-magic-fun fic. Good flow, flawless IC Charlie. Also, Potter is his usual clueless self, trying to find someone else to blame. He almost succeeds. I was grinning (some might call it "smirking", my non-existing love for Potter taken into consideration) the whole way through this. :D
Author/Artist's Summary: Harry shouldn't want him, certainly shouldn't be staring and fantasising every time Charlie's near. He's lost control of himself. The mistletoe – meaning George – must be to blame.

Right Where I Want You
Pairing: Sirius/Severus - ART NWS!
Why you should see this: School boy fondling and Sevvie's face... OMG! This not-so-anonymous artist is just... good.
Author/Artist's Notes: Cocky, flippant Sirius and awkward Snape in mid-orgasm...

Only Now I See The Light
Pairing: Charlie/Scorpius
Why you should read this: The pairing works so well. A rough, loving Charlie, and a Scorpius who is nice, but still with a bit of his father's brattiness... and hot, lovely sex plus a well written story. Not so much plot, but delightfully written characters, thoughts and nekkid bits - oh, and great dialogue.
Author/Artist's Summary: Scorpius invites himself to the Weasley Christmas get-together. Could it possibly be that he has an ulterior motive??! Naaah!

In The Bleak Mid-Winter
Pairing: Snape/Minerva
Why you should read this: Because you have not read Minerva like that before. Guh! Brilliant 1st person narrative, and certainly an interesting Minerva. Severus enjoys it.
Author/Artist's Summary: Minerva had always kept her pleasures to herself. Until Severus knocked on her door that Christmas Eve...

Tainted Love
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Why you should read this: Yeah, yeah, rent!boy story, H/D... trite... But the story is well-written, Harry is relaxing in his new job and well... 10K of pleasant, well-written classic whore!Harry fic.
Author/Artist's Summary: He was a secret gigolo until a mysterious man hired him one night – a man who knew surprising facts about his past. Harry has left the Wizarding World and is making a living in a rather surprising way, but he loves his work and has a nice, calm life. Until someone who seems to recognise him appears on the scene – and Harry isn't keen on being recognised.

How Lavender Brown Learned to Hate Christmas...
Pairing: George/Lavender
Why you should read this: Recced everywhere, but if you haven't read it, due to het, pairing, whatever, do it anyway because this is fun. Banter, sarcasm, George's various samples from the shop... Read eeeet!
Author/Artist's Summary: You can only appreciate true hatred of the Christmas holiday season if you work retail.

Tonight We're Gonna Party (Like It's 1999)
Pairing: Ginny and a helluvalot Weasleys - Bill, Charlie, Fred and George
Why you should read this: Damned hot sex and that's about it - apart from the brilliant characterisation. Porn at its best.
Author/Artist's Summary: When Ginny attempts to solve the mystery of her older brothers' annual disappearance, she finds the answer is more than she bargained for.

I have received a few wonderful gifts during the holidays, and from Kinky Kristmas no less than three! OMG! Also, I got a perfect surprise New Year's gift by mail the other day, from my sweet, wonderful caladan_dd, and I will show you eeet, if I am allowed. Neville & Kingsley... Mmmmm! Now, how delicious is that? So... here are the three KK gifts, and a Yuletide one. Thank you, all my more or less mysterious writers and artists - you made my holidays great by writing and drawing such perfect gifts for me. *kisses*

A Clean and Bright Mirror
Pairing: Percy/Snape
Why you should read this: Perfect Percy/Snape. It is beautifully written in a descriptive, varied language, the sex is so far from trite as you can come, and the background and characterisation is vivid and perfectly underlining the progress in the relationship. I wished for uncomfortable nakedness and voyeurism, and the fic include that in a creative, sensual way. It's a very erotic piece, more than dripping hot and I appreciate that a lot - it's not pornish, its erotic - and good erotica. Percy/Snape doesn't get much better than this. And throwing me at titbit in the form of a slice of Walt Witman's poem for a summary and title is just... Yeah. <3 Either this writer knows me very well or they have magic abilities when it comes to writing fics.
Author/Artist's Summary: This day, O Soul, I give you a wondrous mirror;
Long in the dark, in tarnish and cloud it lay—But the cloud has pass’d, and the tarnish gone;
... Behold, O Soul! it is now a clean and bright mirror,
Faithfully showing you all the things of the world.

—Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass

No Escape Needed
Pairing: Percy/Snape
Why you should read this: Another take on the same slightly voyeuristic theme - also a beautifully written story. Again, Percy takes care of Severus, but this Percy is perhaps just as determined and calm, only he knows another way to see Severus: through Legilimency. "It's over too soon, Severus spending himself in a few short seconds when Percy finds the right memory, a fantasy of the two of them bent over the kitchen sink and rutting together in the lazy afternoon sunlight. He slides over the peak and into orgasm with a gasp, biting his lip to keep from crying out." This is lovely, hot, and the mix of trust, sex and Legilimency is interesting and enjoyable. I like the idea of Percy being strong enough to actually have the nerve to try this.
Author/Artist's Summary: Percy had decided this morning over coffee and porridge that today is the day that he'll try to seduce Severus.

Simply Seeking
Pairing: Severus/Lucius - NWS!
Why you should see this: Ah, this not-very-mysterious artist is one of my fandom favourites and this lovely Snucius is definitely one of my favourites too. A blushing Snape, a determined Lucius (and a voyeuristic Pimp Cane) and hot sex is just lovely. What can I say: I love style, colours... everything.
Artist's Notes: The Christmas after the war was particularly hard. Lucius ended up seeking out the one and only person who accepted him for who he was. In turn, Severus finally found someone he trusted enough to give his body to.

And to my Yuletide gift, a Haru o Daiteita fic, which was clearly written by the other half of my brain, geri_chan, so clearly that there was no guessing involved at any point. :P The fic was therefore catering to my every need and wish. :D

Double Date
Pairing: Mochimune/Miyasaka, Kikuchi/Onozuka (and that, of course, did not scream "Geri wrote this in the least, no, no!")
Why you should read this: Because Geri just does this so well. Oh, you need more reasons? It's a wonderful story in which our dear Director Mochimune (the evil!Snape of the Haru universe) gets his fingers slapped, metaphorically. It's fun. Onozuka (Haru's Draco-with-a-scheming-twist) plans, plots and succeeds in the most delightful way, deciding it would be a grand plan to throw Mochimune and Miyasaka together. Jealousy is in that regard a powerful thing. Even if you don't know Haru o Daiteita, the fic is understandable, so please give it a try - it's a romantic, fun read.
Author/Artist's Summary: Kikuchi and Onozuka decide to set Mochimune and Miyasaka up on a date--except that Mochimune and Miyasaka aren't aware that it's a date.

All works are currently unrevealed, so anonymous artists/authors all of them...

Chromatic
Pairing: Minerva/Tom, Minerva/Luna
Why you should read this: Not the average run-of-the-mill fic. A broken-up story-line, flash-backs and Minerva/Tom are some of the features that might have given this fic fewer readers than it deserves. It is a very well-turned piece of fic - especially the author's description of Tom is particularly unsettling. Please, go give it a chance - it's worth it.
Author/Artist's Summary: 'Post Traumatic Magic Loss,' they had called it, and it had been getting progressively worse since the final battle, some nine months previous. Minerva finds herself increasingly overwhelmed by grief, loss, and the spectre of the future – until help arrives in an unexpected way.

Wound Up in Knots
Pairing: Tonks/Pany
Why you should read this: A gem. Delightfully hot and with a very good understanding of dominance and submission. Well-written and with good characterisation, too, with interesting little titbits of information on background. Tonks is strong and lovely, Pansy determined to get what she needs. OMG, so hot.
Author/Artist's Summary: It takes the unconditional trust of another for Tonks to learn to trust herself again.

Caught Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Pairing: Severus/Sirius (OMG!)
Why you should read this: I don't like Snack. Snack does not make sense. Snack is... no...no! Only, it's not. Because this fic makes sense. It's fun, hot, well written, and the encounter between two Hogwarts students makes sense. It's actually brilliant.
Author/Artist's Summary: A structural collapse, a confession, and a lot of boredom result in something most unexpected.

And Never Brought to Mind
Pairing: Draco/Harry/Hermione
Why you should read this: A short scene after a divorce. Hermione is looking for herself and finds a clue to where she might be in the embrace of the two men. It's a perfect little piece of poetic PWP, hot and beautiful at the same time.
Author/Artist's Summary: No logic or thought, no scars or marks, no past to forget or future to predict. Hermione closes her eyes and lets go.

A Rather Strong Argument
Pairing: Snape/Narcissa (NWS, obviously!)
Why you should see this: Narcissa's arse. As simple as that. (And wonderful use of light and shadow, too.)
Author/Artist's Summary: "Snape needs a little more persuading to help Draco than an old friendship."

Lust in the Time of Sprouting
Pairing: Neville/Ginny
Why you should read this: Very imaginative, and also this is exactly how Neville would be if he were into d/s. (And we know he is, the perv!) Sweet and hot, and with both characters IC.
Author/Artist's Summary: A couple of years post-Hogwarts, Ginny visits Neville for a spot of fun. He and his plants have plans for her.

With the Night Comes the Darkness
Pairing: Fred/George
Why you should see this: I assume you've all seen this by now? Necrophilia is actually... doable without being squicky, while taken serious like this. It is an absolutely gorgeous piece of art. I think this might be the one single most beautiful piece of fanart I've ever seen. And sad. So very sad...
Author/Artist's Summary: Nope...

Swingers
Pairing: Pansy/Ron; Hermione/Draco
Why you should read this: It's hot. Sizzling hot. Also, it takes into consideration the downside of the swinger concept. Use of magic as a plot device is genius. Even if het is not your thing (it definitely isn't mine) then this is truly a good read, also when it comes to the actual sex which is very well-written.
Author/Artist's Summary: Blaise threw the best coin parties in town: all you had to do was show up with something in mind, something your spouse would never do, and drop your coin in the bowl. The magic would do the rest to find your match. One spectacular shag later, you'd worked it out of your system. Theoretically, that is.

All works are currently unrevealed, so anonymous artists/authors all of them...

Blurring the Lines
Pairing: Harry/Sirius
Why you should read this: Featuring two of the characters in HP that I dislike most, this fic was actually a great read. The fic is marked as dub-con, but I don't think it is, really. On the contrary it is two suffering humans who finally find their own way to relieve one another. It should be hot, and I suppose it is, but the pain and the comfort is what makes this interesting.
Author/Artist's Summary: The Christmas Harry was fifteen was memorable for many things. It was the first time he was really aware of being possessed (or possibly not) by Lord Voldemort. It was the first time he drank firewhiskey. It was the first time... well, those two were firsts enough for anyone...

Touch My Skin to Keep Me Whole
Pairing: Moody/Snape
Why you should read this: Sometimes one simply comes across perfect fics. This is one of them. Language, characterisation, plot... they just fits, seamlessly. In this short fic, the needs and anxieties of a world at war throw two scarred wizards together. A strong, confident Moody, and a similarly strong, but vulnerable and prickly Snape share a house. Moody does obviously see more than most people...
Author/Artist's Summary: Only the first touch is an accident.

Pulse
Pairing: Charlie/Sirius; a bit of Remus/Kingsley
Why you should read this: Beautiful language. As simple as that. Wonderful descriptions and a look into Sirius' mind.
Author/Artist's Summary: Sirius finds himself outside a club; it turns out several other Order members are inside.

...and to all a good night and Merry Christmas Git
Pairing: Sirius/Remus/Severus
Why you should see this: 2 pics, NWS!!! And... GUH! Omg, so hot and detailed and lovely!... Yes. And then you scroll down to see the next picture. Do not have any fluids near the computer. No coffee, no coke, nothing!
Author/Artist's Summary: Nope.

King of Beasts
Pairing: Kingsley/Moody - and ... a surprise.
Why you should read this: Kingsley is willing to do anything for the order, and this author certainly challenges him in the most interesting and unexpected way.
Author/Artist's Summary: Kingsley Shacklebolt's first assignment for the Order of the Phoenix is a beastly one. In some ways. And he hasn't even met Voldemort yet.

Polly's Juices
Pairing:Ron/Draco
Why you should read this: Hot, delicious, filthy!public smexxors-fic. Really good use of magic. The pairing works remarkably well. Fun read.
Author/Artist's Summary: Ron's utterly bored with the war over and nothing but opening George's new shop in Brighton's wizarding district to look forward to. But anonymous sex with a not-so-stranger could give him a new focus.

My post box was filled with delightful stuff this morning. First a lovely and sweet card from Sab, sabethea, and a similarly lovely card and - SQUEE!!! - fandom buttons from my darling lordhellebore. I have already put the Percy-one on my bag. The other one, a Snupin button will go well with my "summer bag". Thanks, sweeties! <3

Later, the parcel post showed up with a package filled with eatable goodies. Turned out that my mum had cooked an entire Christmas dinner for me with traditional Danish dishes: duck, medisterpølse (Danish sausages), frikadeller (a sort of Danish meatballs), and various other stuff, frozen the entire thing and sent it off yesterday. *laughs* Oh, and there were vaniliekranse, too. (Danish Christmas biscuits). Now all I have to do on Christmas eve (we celebrate on the 24th) is to stuff things in the oven and make potatoes and red cabbage. Yay.

As for the family fun with my dear uncle, the doctors decided that they'd attempt chemo - in the hope that it will diminish the tumours so they'll be able to operate at a later date. A slight hope, but slight... Better than nothing, I suppose. He'll go into chemo tomorrow for the first time, so at least things are moving fast.

Exams are taxing. I'm behind already with reading/writing, which is not good. There won't be much fandom fun until after the 20th Jan. Good thing is that I am reading very interesting stuff, currently - mostly Baudrillard, Lévi-Strauss and Deleuze. One certainly needs to stay awake to appreciate those guys...

Have been off line for some time as the usual "Oh, it's Christmas, let's find some of SLs relatives and let them have cancer" event occurred, this time my uncle - I might have mentioned this earlier, perhaps? However, nothing is sorted out yet, other than we know that he probably has less than a year left. They tried to operate on Monday, and there was nothing to do, couldn't remove anything, it was too much. My mum is especially upset, since my aunt, who has had a very rough life, is more or less carried through life by my uncle whom she met late in life. It is just not fair that they are not allowed to have more time together. My poor aunt! :(

Of course I'm behind with everything: exams, fics, christmas cards (which will now be New Year greetings instead) argh!

If anybody care to beta a longish (approximately 11K, I'm editing now) HP romance fic this week-end (not the usual pairings, though - it's for a fest), please let me know... I need someone who is willing to poke at storyline, inconsistencies and character. *kisses red_day_dawning*

Yes, I have decided to write something about this( for me, hitherto ignored irrelevant ridiculous unrecognised) concept and I need your help, f-list. It's not for publication, except in a uni essay about concepts of politeness in Japanese and English - everything will be anonymised, obviously.

What I am looking for is which terms/adjectives you associate with being polite, and politeness. Just a short list, no explanations necessary, but in case you feel an urge to elaborate it will be highly appreciated. (What is it to be polite, which properties does the concept include (in your opinion)? What's your definition of politeness? Essential features of politeness as a concept?)

Title: Lost in the Abyss Between Yes and No
Pairing: Kingsley/Neville
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1,150
Summary: Almost by accident Kingsley has asked Professor Longbottom out. However, the shy, young professor is a bit quicker than Kingsley might have counted on. And more direct.
Author's Notes: This is a series of loosely connected stand-alones. The first is Peace and Cool Water.

( Lost in the Abyss Between Yes and No )

Title: Peace and Cool Water
Pairing: Kingsley/Neville
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1,000
Warnings: Possibly triggering for PTSD-sufferers (war and DH deaths).
Notes: This will possibly be a series of connected stand-alones. Also, I blame Alisanne for writing this pairing so deliciously that I couldn't let them be. :D
Summary: The war is over, but Kingsley still can't sleep at night.

( Peace and Cool Water )

Could someone kill this week, please? And last week too?

I shall say this only once twice trice: It annoys me when I write something for others and they don't care to recognise the existence of the fic/drabble/art/crap. I don't want them to wax poetically over the brilliance of it, (or even like it) but a simple "thank you for your effort" would be nice. Not making it better when it happens in fests, really. I am going to consider seriously that I should make a list of those unloved productions.

Anyway, here are two of last week's fics that I appreciate very much. Recs:

Worth the Wait by alisanne. Kingsley/Neville; NC-17, 2,500 words.
I blame Alisanne! It is entirely her fault. I mean, I love Neville. I love Kingsley. Putting the two of them together = pure genius. Must. Write. Now! And all because I read this lovely little fic over at daily_deviant. It's hot, sweet, and with Kingsley and Neville very much in character. Neville is his usual calm self, and Kingsley is indeed a brave man. Go read this nice fic with a twist. DD pr0n at its best!
Author's Summary: Neville finally finds someone who truly appreciates him.

Words are Over-rated by kabal42. Lewis/Hathaway, PG (smexx implied, yeah!)
Kabal wanted to write a drabble for me, and this erm... 1,700 word drabble is brilliant. For those of you who don't know Lewis, it's the sequel to the Inspector Morse series - great British telly when it's best. This fic is about Hathaway and about how to deal with the cuelty of fate when one's own experiences clash with those of the crimes one is solving. Hurt/comfort the British stiff upper lip way - to a point. Then Hathaway and Lewis have ways to solve things. Canon-compliant to 4.1.
Author's Summary: It's all a bit much for Sergeant Hathaway right now and Lewis knows it. That doesn't mean he knows how to fix it.

I am exhausted. I read Jeanette Winterson's Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit this morning, followed by a lengthy discussion about it in class. I don't think I've ever been as depressed or emotionally exhausted after reading (some of) a book. I couldn't finish it, it was simply too much.

Basically, reading it made me almost physically ill, and the discussion extremely annoying as one of my fellow student are a devout muslim who dominated most of the discussion with -- to me -- appalling ideas about Christianity. I prefer never to discuss religion with anyone, being a former theologian, as I usually run into the fact that people *think* they know a lot about religion and don't. Also, my religion or lack of it is nobody else's business.

I am more or less thrown back into my former depression. Can't do anything, but I certainly hope it has passed tomorrow.

ETA: I'm disabling comments. I can't even manage to reply to them without getting ... something unpleasant.

A tiny titbit for lore. Thank you for making hp_halloween such a wonderful fest, Lore! (And also, happy birthday!)

Title: Bittersweet Chocolate
Pairing: Severus/Remus/Sirius (OMG!)
Warning: I think it turned out a bit sad...
Summary: Chocolate and chickens lead Severus on the right path...

(  Bittersweet Chocolate )

Three recs from the 200-word hp_halloween fest:

My gift... it is absolutely brilliant, spot on Severus/Percy, beautifully written.
At Home by starstruck1986. I can't say how much I love my gift. It's perfect!

Next, a lovely and utterly heart-wrenching entry from kellychambliss, Severus/Minerva, With You Always.

Thirdly, the hilarious, cunning Trelawney in _lore's A New Divination, (Trelawney/Lockhart).

I really adore how some writers are able to tell a whole story in so few words.

As I got a gift, I participated too: Severus/Lucius, Darkness Chasing Darkness.

First lecture went well (about Harry Potter and literary theories with examples and Harry/Draco! Yes, rly! With pictures! Of H/D snuggling!). People liked, and so did the university, because it seems like I'll be teaching Ezra/Henri Ezra-fu Modernism to the BAs next term. Wheee! Professor Snapelike strikes again... :P

Ah, the rest of the meme...

30 – Do you have a favorite fic you've written? What makes it your favorite? And don't forget to give us a link!
The Mills of Manchester. (47K of Snupin AU) I mentioned this fic before... based on a Snupin Santa prompt from busaikko. I hated that prompt (or rather all three of them) intensely for a few weeks until a monster killer bunny suddenly turned up with a rather odd mix of said prompts. I had so much fun writing and researching this as I am particularly interested in British Industrialism after 1900, in Manchester, textile mills and, well... I love that fic.

29 – What is your current project or projects?
Kinky Kristmas at daily_deviant, yuletide and a sikkrit project that might please one or two on my f-list. :) - Oh, and more Percy/Severus.

28 – Have you ever collaborated with anyone else, whether writing together, or having an artist work on a piece about your fic?
Yes. Lately with geri_chan on a nice little Iwaki/Katou fic. Oh, and as for art, I collaborated with cnary_crem_dght who made lovely, lovely drawings for my Snape/Viktor Kinky Kristmas a few years ago.

27 – Where is your favorite place to write, and do you write by hand or on the computer? Desk, computer. :D

26 – What is the oddest (or funnest) thing you've had to research for a fic?
What the sign at a minor airport in Bulgaria actually said and in which letters. (For the Viktor/Snape mentioned above...)

25 – Music – Do you listen to music while you write? Do you make playlists to get into a certain "mood" to write your fic? Do you need noise in general? Or do you need it completely quiet?
No. Only if the neighbour is noisy. And basically, I just want to listen to Combichrist or Suicide Commando if it's music to go with writing. Basically, I prefer silence. Always.

( The rest of the 30-day fanfic writing meme... )

Day 21 – Sequels – Have you ever written a sequel to a fic you wrote, and if so, why, and if not, how do you feel about sequels?
Yes. Because I wasn't done with the characters or the world the fic (novel length, obviously) described.

Day 22 – Have you ever participated in a fest or a Big Bang? If so, write about your favorite experience in relation to one. If not, are there any you've thought about doing? And if not, why not?
Er- yes. A lot. I think my favourite experience for me was Snupin Santa a few years ago. I got busaikko's prompts and hated them with an intense hatred for about two weeks during which I considered begging the mods to have mercy and assign me something else. (I am sure most of you can relate to that experience). Yet another week passed by with SL being grumpy and sort of "I really have to do this - luckily it can be short!".

Then the door bell rang (not literally) and in came a giant, major, mature, full-grown perfect bunny. I sat down, did a lot of research on top of what I already knew about the time and world I wanted to write about and wrote 45K in two weeks; never before having had so much fun writing. I love that fic and, luckily, so did busaikko.


Day 23 – When you post, where do you post to? Just your journal? Just an archive? Your own personal site?
LJ, IJ, and at some point to my in-progress-not-yet-ready-restored website. And occasionally at AO3. I gave up on DW again - it messed up my html. I do not like sites which mess up my HTML.


Day 24 – Betaing – How many betas do you like to use to make sure there aren't any major flaws in your fic? Do you have a Beta horror story or dream story?
Depends. Usually, for the shorter things, I'm happy if I can coerce someone to look it over for me. For the novel-lengths, preferably two who work more thoroughly. I dislike sending things off unbetaed. No matter how many times I read and correct, there are always some errors in hiding, waiting to embarrass me, making certain that everybody notices that English is not my first language. Grrrr.

( The rest of the 30-day fanfic writing meme... )

hp_halloween - Sign up, dammit! 200 words before Halloween. You can do eeet!!!

I've been busy, and so has JK who went to my university yesterday to get half a million DKK (50K£) for some literary feat I didn't know she had managed, perhaps something about writing good literature. It was supposed to be a literary award, at least. Pffft! (No, I know what it was about!)
Anyway, same procedure as usual in all matters Harry Potter: national telly calls SL as the authority (it's either me, or kabal42 :D) on that topic, so that was what I did yesterday, going on telly to tell people why JK is so popular (not with me, I tell you, but I didn't say that), instead of actually finishing the essay I was doing. Meh. To think that I still care.

Now on to something entirely different:

Day 18 – Where do you get the most inspiration for your fics (aka "bunnies") from?
Two words: Oliver. Wood.
(Basically, it is difficult for me to stop getting random ideas. If I counted, I'd say I probably have at least 2-4 bunnies which could turn into novel-length fics - a day. I write the most interesting ones down. Which is why I have perhaps twenty notebooks filled with bunnies of various sorts.

Day 19 – When you have bunnies, do you sit down and start writing right away, or do you write down the idea for further use?
No. I don't sit. Because... yeah. See 18)

Day 20 – Do you ever get bunnied from other people's stories or art in the same fandom?
No. Once in a while. Only really serious exception is from geri_chan's Nitta Youka fics. We share a brain that contains that world.

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Day 15 – Warnings – What do you feel it most important to warn for, and what's the strangest thing you've warned for in a fic?
*grins* The strangest has to be this one: "Songfic (sort of), crack (definitely), incest, chan, bestiality, cannibalism, snuff, cross-dressing, rimming, snowballing, sounding, necrophilia, gang bang, non-con, dub-con, scat, prostitution and adultery, a bit of blasphemy- and generally yuckiness" - from a daily_deviant entry I wrote with pre_raphaelite1.
And I don't feel I have to warn for anything, but I do it anyway: Violence, rape, death - or obvious squicks like scat (have only written that in the above crack-Christmas-holiday-madness). I wouldn't want to trigger people who might be triggered by some of the above.

Day 16 – Summaries – Do you like them or hate them? How do you come up with them, if you use them?
I don't have any particular relationship with summaries, neither have I problems coming up with them.

Day 17 – Titles – Are they the bane of your existence, or the easiest part of the fic? Also, if you do chaptered fic, do you give each chapter a title, or not?
They usually pop up at some point during writing. Sometimes they are the reason I write the fic because I get the idea for a brilliant (according to me - or Oliver...) title. Chapters are usually titled in the same manner.

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Day 14 – Ratings – how high are you comfortable with going? Have you ever written higher? If you're comfortable with NC-17, have you ever been shocked by finding that the story you're writing is G-rated instead?

BWAHAHA! Seeing that I got the idea for daily_deviant almost five years ago and pushed the idea to my co-founders ragdoll and kabal42 I think it'd be fair to say that it takes quite a lot to shock me with anything. Basically, ratings are not exactly the first thing I think of when I write. Actually, I don't think of them at all.


( The rest of the 30-day fanfic writing meme... )

I thought I'd play along, posting one question/answer a day is doable.

Day 1 – How did you first get into writing fanfic, and what was the first fandom you wrote for? What do you think it was about that fandom that pulled you in?

HP. I had no idea such a thing as fandom and fanfics existed. My neighbour told me about it during a discussion about the delicious properties of Snape doing it with Lucius. I went to google "fan fiction" and "harry potter" and it went downhill from there. After having read HP fics extensively for two weeks, I decided I could write things like that, and better. I was wrong. My first fic was crap (novel-length, although the plot was very good, I should really finish the re-write of that one). *grins*

What pulled me into fandom? The same that has kept me there: the sense of community, the marvellous people I met through forums and journals *huggles f-list)*, and the delicious thought of Severus and Lucius doing it together (and later on, Sev doing it with Percy and Remus as well). But basically I am a Snucius-shipper at heart. That love will never die.



( Elfflame's fandom meme - the entire thing )

Title: Tweed
Pairing: Percy/Severus
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Word count: ~5,700
Notes: Written for lordhellebore and the prompt "Percy/tweed" which fitted nicely with a story that could go on in my favourite London shop (Hornets at Kensington Church Walk, a street that hasn't changed much the last two hundred years). Weather forecast text taken from BBC's Paul Hudson's Weather & Climate Blog, 9th January 2010. (The coldest London winter in more than 30 years. It was horrible. I was there.)
Summary: London winter is remarkably cold, and so is Severus Snape: cold, alone, and dirt poor - all by choice. However, Severus begins to doubt the brilliance of that choice when he unexpectedly runs into an old acquaintance.

( Tweed )

Anyone know of a (preferably post-war) HP RP, ongoing and stable, with grown-up players and without too much wank?

Characters? Yeah... Kingsley, Sev, Percy, Neville or Viktor. Or Oliver. That might shut him up.

Denmark is a tiny country, but we have a very long and ongoing fight between two of the three larger parts of the country, Jutland (that's the part that is connected to Germany and where all the farm animals live) and Sealand (the large island close to Sweden, with Copenhagen on the far right). People from Jutland are seen as a bit slow and relaxed; people from Sealand are quick and smart and a bit selfish and unreliable. I just read this paragraph in a nice new book about the differences between the two parts of the country (not to be taken too seriously - at all!):


"Copenhagen chicks are willing to buy anything if the object in question is marked "Apple" and begins with a minor "i", like in iPhone, iPod, and iBook. If Apple ever launched a white, shiny wooden stick dubbed "iDiot", it would probably be an instant success in Copenhagen. Girls from Jutland really don't see the brilliance in buying computers twice as expensive as other computers - with half the features. Also Jutland-girls don't understand how Copenhagen chicks really believe that their Macbooks make them unique when all the other Copenhagen chicks also own one."

*sniggers*

Do I need to say I live in the Jutland-part currently (but that that exact argument about iAnything has been one I've advertised for years)?

*hides shiny new Japanese iPod under the table*

Title: Taste
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Canon character deaths, bestiality.
Notes: Originally written for SnuSa and snegurochka_lee in... 2008 but never posted elsewhere. Thanks to red_day_dawning and blpaintchart for betaing.
Summary: Severus has never forgotten the taste of the honey-tasting kiss Remus gave him on a warm spring day at Hogwarts. But there is more to Remus than honey and kisses and sweetness. Severus realises that when Albus Dumbledore wants him to play errand boy and deliver Wolfsbane to Lupin the day before full moon.

( Taste - Part I )

Title: Taste (Part II)
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Canon character deaths, bestiality.
Word count: 16,500 (entire fic)
Notes: Originally written for SnuSa and snegurochka_lee in... 2008 but never posted elsewhere. Thanks to red_day_dawning and blpaintchart for betaing.
Summary: Severus has never forgotten the taste of the honey-tasting kiss Remus gave him on a warm spring day at Hogwarts. But there is more to Remus than honey and kisses and sweetness. Severus realises that when Albus Dumbledore wants him to play errand boy and deliver Wolfsbane to Lupin the day before full moon.

( Taste - Part II )

Phew. Time is really too short, too little, not enough. But I want my journal (but not LJ's idiocy. Do I really need a DW account? I detest some of the people in the inner circle over there, to say it mildly!) Strangely enough, it seems as if I've actually learned from working my butt off in Japan; I am much better at handling the workload I have now, and I am even doing twice the required ECTS, plus my thesis. I am just that good. :D

Anyhow... and to make it brief: It seems as if I am finishing my MA in nine months, and that I am actually going to start my PhD (I still need the all the paperwork and the confirmation, depending on whether the proposed topic is acceptable, though) come summer. So... YAY. What I've worked so hard for these last years seems to finally happen.

Now, what with all my new-found structured life, I have restructured my fandom participation, because otherwise I'll Modernist myself to death. So I am friending a few comms, and a few more people, trying to manage f-lists and reading on top of the various academic stuff. Yeah, Japan actually did matter. *headdesk* And I haven't even written a report, or showed you pics...

If you have any recs for new, exciting comms I should try out, I'd appreciate them.

Anyway, if you are recently friended, it is because I like you and, now that I have the energy to actually be active, I would love to have you on my f-list. <3

Now, on to remove the annoying Twitter-Faecesbook posting thingies. Greasemonkey/CSS is such a beautiful pairing.

ETA: Oh, and blergh! That should teach me not to name-squat! I deleted Snapelike over at DW, and I can't rename to get it back when it's purged! Suggestions for a username, anyone, until I can have it back! "snape_like" or what? URGH! I WANT MY USERNAME NOW!!!

Title: Dragon Heartstring, Werewolf Tooth
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, brief Severus Snape/Charlie Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,800
Warnings: Disability, slight H/C
Author's Note: Beta by imma. From a prompt suggested by red_day_dawning: After Voldemort's defeat, Lupin visits Charlie at the dragon-sanctuary, only to find a familiar Potions Master, who had been thought dead, working there. Snape has been greatly changed/damaged/disabled by Nagini's venom.
Summary: On a mission to Romania, Remus Lupin finds a man he believed to be dead. The unexpected meeting leads to more, but is there a future for a werewolf and a paralysed Potions master?

( Dragon Heartstring, Werewolf Tooth )

Title: Metamorphosis
Characters: Moaning Myrtle
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Word count: 1,134
Summary: Myrtle is coming to terms with changes in life and death as she discovers she still has a tribute to make.
Notes: For femgenficathon.

( All of us who grew up before the war are immigrants in time... )

Title: Tie, Mark, Burn and Trust - a love story in four parts.
Characters: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Genre: Drama, angst, dark romance.
Warnings/Rating: NC-17, bdsm, D/s, breathplay, humiliation, rough sex, mentioned torture.
Summary: Sirius owes Severus - and he makes him pay. It doesn't seem like there are any feelings involved in their affair, but Sirius might be wrong. In the meantime Severus is continuing his spying for the Order. One day Severus makes a severe mistake. Will that be the turning point of his feelings for Sirius?
Notes: Illustrated by canonfodder123 and hill_. Written for littlecup to cheer her up.

Art and Fic NC17, NWS!

( Tie, Mark, Burn and Trust - a Love Story in Four Parts )

Masterlist. Fics 2004-2011, by Snapelike

Updated 9th April 2011
Fics: 125
Total word count: ~864,804

Harry Potter:

24 (A Day in the Life of a War-hero Werewolf) (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; NC-17)
Summary: A story in which Severus Snape learns not to speak or make bets when drunk, Remus Lupin is taught one or two practical things he didn't know before and the rest of the Order is educated in how it is a very imprudent idea to think that they, even united, can beat Severus Snape on a turf on which he has had the opportunity to practise.
Word count: 46,000

5 Times Severus Snape Falls in Love# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; PG-13)
Summary: Love is a many-splendoured thing...
Word count: 600

The Accounts of a Former Death Eater Whore (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; NC-17) WIP
Summary: Sequel to LMOM: The Diary of a Death Eater Whore. Severus Snape returns to a post-war wizarding world without the Dark Lord. No matter the Dark Lord died, his followers still won the battle and the power to rule. In this new world, former Order members are forced to get by as best they can - those who haven't escaped - even if the occupation is not to their liking. Some have even become quite successful and sought after - like the infamous Remus Lupin. No matter the current political climate, love between two such different wizards as a Death Eater spy and a werewolf whore is still possible. By Severus' help finally free of the Ministry's slavery, Remus Lupin is going to start a new life. But the wizarding world is changing, the Death Eaters' rule is becoming less strict. New Reforms are issued, and the first to go through this new redemption process is Rodolphus Lestrange. By the Minister's orders Severus and Remus, together with Rabastan, Rodolphus, Oliver and, surprisingly, Neville Longbottom, are sent on a quest for a hidden treasure; a quest that takes them half way around the world.
Word count: Currently 2,500 - WIP

All That She Needs (Hermione Granger/all male Weasleys; NC-17)
Summary: Hermione is fascinated by cocks, and what does a girl do when there are lots of them, just there, to touch and taste?
Word count: 1,450

Almost Perfect (Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, Arthur/Kingsley; R)
Summary: Arthur is looking for the one thing Molly can't give him....
Word count: 1,650

And The Rain Kept Falling (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: The Dark Lord is on the rise, and suddenly Lucius and Severus have to face the fact that their lives can be ripped apart if they do not manage to find a way to mend the rift their conflicting opinions have created between them.
Word count: 2,700

Avast Land Lubbers! (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; PG-13)
Summary: 'What in the good Lord's name is it you are wearing?' Lucius looks at his friend with outrage. 'Have you been in the cooking sherry, Severus?'
Word count: 600

Beg Me (And I'll Cover You With Words)# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Lucius has no defence against Severus' voice. Severus' words hold power over him, a power he can't resist.
Word count: 1,400

Blood Brother (Remus Lupin/Draco Malfoy; R)
Summary: Tonks has behaved very strange lately.
Word count: 1,040

Bringing Rain (to the Fields of Duty) (Kingsley Shacklebolt/Rodolphus Lestrange, Bellatrix/Rodolphus Lestrange; R)
Summary: Marriage is not love, that much Rodolphus Lestrange has to realise. Marriage is a charade, a distorted mocking of what love is supposed to be
Word count: 1,100

Buttons (Severus Snape/Pansy Parkinson; NC-17)
Summary: A conversation at Gladrags, two Slytherin girls - one admits her attraction to the Potions Master. But he has heard from behind a dressing room curtain. What will he do?
Word count: 5,375

A Cauldron Full of Strong Hot Love (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; R)
Summary: A story in which Severus Snape is unable to sleep, a certain werewolf is impersonating Celestina Warbek, and cauldrons are used as prevention, sort of.
Word count: 1,450

Chevaliers de Coeur (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17) - WIP
Summary: Courtly love, chivalry and romance! When Baron de Morte challenges King Rufus and the Duke of Hogwarts, Sir Albus has no choice but to defend his lands and his liege. Caught in the battle is Prince Severus the Bastard and his formidable opponent and former friend Baron de Malfoy. Lord Albus' niece, Lady Narcissa, becomes a pawn in the game power-mad men play, but the lady has her own agenda as well. An agenda named Baron de Lupin of Wolfscastle... What begins with a friendly jousting soon become a war between kinsmen - a war that only comes to and end when a higly unlikely character decides to fight with the noblemen.
Word count (WIP): currently 15,000 (will be around 100,000)

Christmas for Sale (Severus Snape/Percy Weasley; NC-17) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Daily Deviant|
Summary: When Severus gets his Christmas gift from Lucius it is really a big surprise.
Word count: 3,900

Christmas Traditions (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: An unexpected encounter in Knockturn Alley delivers James Potter into Lucius Malfoy's hands. As Christmas is the time for toys and traditions, Potter Jr is in for a surprise he won't forget... at least for... a while.
Word count: 3,300

Coffee and Cream (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: There is only one thing Severus is interested in in the morning: coffee. Or so he thinks. Lucius knows how to handle a morning-grumpy Potions master.
Word count: 1,930

A Condition (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Daily Deviant|
Summary: The Dark Lord certainly had Lucius Malfoy emasculated in more ways than the obvious: now he has a condition he wants to be cured of - and for that he needs Severus' guidance.
Word count: 2,700

Cover Up (Kingsley Shacklebolt/Ted Lupin; NC-17) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Daily Deviant|
Summary: As he begins his new job at the Ministry of Magic, Ted Lupin realises that heroes are not what they once were. A story in which Harry and Ginny are understanding, Draco is jealous, Snape is actually helping and Kingsley Shacklebolt is... not really as heroic as Ted though he'd be. No matter what, Ted's infatuation with the former Auror is turning into something else; something more. Something much, much more...
Word count: 12,000

Dear Severus (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: Severus receives a letter from Azkaban. It is the beginning of a long correspondence and a journey through accusations, rows and, finally, truth for the two wizards. Severus Snape's life and goals are to change forever.
Word count: 20,000

The Debt (Lee Jordan/Angelina Johnson; R-ish)
Summary: One-hour-challenge from Kabal: write a one-shot about what the Weasley twins and Lee Jordan are doing to outcompete Zonko's.
Word count: 1,100

Decade (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; R)
Summary: The war is over and the Dark Lord won. It is time to reward those who fought faithfully at his side.
Word count: 500 words exactly.

The Devil and the Deep Blue Sky (Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Percy Weasley, Kingsley Shacklebolt. Main pairing SS/LM; NC-17)
Summary: Love is not easy. It is not pleasant, nor quiet, nor calming. Love drives people to act, to burn, to sacrifice and endure, and that is exactly what Lucius has to realise when he finds himself in an Azkaban cell together with an unfairly imprisoned Percy Weasley. His days of impassivity are over when Percy discovers something that makes Lucius long for freedom once more.
Word count: 9,600

The Diary of a Death Eater Whore (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; NC-17)
Summary: Severus Snape returns to a post-war wizarding world without the Dark Lord. No matter the Dark Lord died, his followers still won the battle and the power to rule. In this new world, former Order members are forced to get by as best they can - those who haven't escaped - even if the occupation is not to their liking. Some have even become quite successful and sought after - like Remus Lupin. The question is: will this new world order make it impossible for love to develop and grow between two such different wizards as a Death Eater spy and a paid man, a werewolf whore? Sequel: "The Accounts of a Former Death Eater Whore".
Word count: 105,000

Dirty (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Severus and Lucius are playing a game that goes wrong, but then something unexpected happens.
Word count: 1,700

Do it! (Because I Want You To (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; R)
Summary: Breakfast at Hogwarts isn't usually the time and place for revenge... (Set in the Death Eater Whore universe)
Word count: 1,325

Dragon Heartstring, Werewolf Tooth (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; R)
Summary: On a mission to Romania, Remus Lupin finds a man he believed to be dead. The unexpected meeting leads to more, but is there a future for a werewolf and a paralysed Potions master?
Word count: 5,800

The Early Bird (Remus Lupin/Neville Longbottom; NC-17)
Summary: Neville is up early. He really wanted a few more hours in bed. He gets them, just not in the way he counted on.
Word count: 1,500

Educating Draco (Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Snape is teaching Draco more than Hogwarts requires, but Draco has been doing his homework.
Word count: 2,000

[empty] (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: The world seems distorted and is only whole once in a while for Severus Snape.
Word count: 700

Ensnared (Neville Longbottom/Augustus Pye; NC-17) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Daily Deviant|
Summary: After a violent encounter with a Devil's Snare, Neville needs a thorough examination.
Word count: 2,000

Exquisite Pleasures (Narcissa Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: She knows what he will do to her when she doesn't obey. The mere thought sends pleasant tingles down her body. She can't help sway her hips provocatively on her way out of the door, something she knows will drive Lucius entirely mad.
Word count: 1,150

The Fall and Rise of the House of Malfoy (Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy; R)
Summary: When the world comes to an end and friend is no longer friend, the Malfoys knows how to ride out the storm: loyalty only to themselves.
Word count: 4,250

Fallen*# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: Sometimes one has to fall deep before the concept of true happiness is understood. Azkaban prison is like being buried alive, Severus Snape thinks.
Word count: 5,400

Fear* (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Lucius Malfoy takes Severus as a lover already at Hogwarts. An unequal relationship it is indeed, because Lucius falls in love, Severus does not.
Word count: 3,800

Fine (Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy; PG)
Summary: 1980. Narcissa waits for Lucius to come home from a raid.
Word count: 600

Flaunt (Severus Snape/Percy Weasley, Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Draco has been looking at Percy Weasley for some time. Only Percy is... taken.
Word count: 1,700

For King and Country (Narcissa Malfoy/Bellatrix Lestrange; R)
Summary: It is not easy to be ruled by a demanding Dark Lord and a husband who is not cut out for women. Of course there are solutions to that.
Word count: 1,450

Four Weddings and a Funeral (Bill/Tonks/Charlie, Remus/Sirius, Severus/Lucius, Harry/Draco; NC-17) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Daily Deviant|
Summary: Three days before their marriage Harry and Draco are having yet another row. Harry tries to come to terms with his decision: does he really want to marry Draco Malfoy? Friends and family provide him with clues on how things can be solved to his satisfaction - and Draco's.
Word count: 10,100

A Fraggle, a Swallow and a Shrubbery (Neville Longbottom/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Neville needs a kiss and gets a lot more than he bargained for. He thinks he is in love with Mandy Brocklehust, but a Death Eater proves that Neville is entirely wrong.
Word count: 4,500

From Beneath You He Devours# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Released from Azkaban and once more united with his lover, Lucius has to realise that food isn't always enough to still his hunger. Love is so much more sating, and Severus has his own way of serving Lucius.
Word count: 13,700

Full Moon, February (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; PG-13)
Summary: Severus is not fond of werewolves - but still he goes outside to watch Remus on a full moon's night.
Word count: 750

Gift (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy/Draco Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Severus and Lucius have been lovers for exactly four years. And Lucius brings Severus a very nice gift on their fourth anniversary.
Word count: 3,500

Heat (Padfoot/Hermione Granger; NC-17)
Summary: What isn't said out loud doesn't exist. That is one thing Hermione Granger has been taught in the wizarding world. That goes for her infatuation with Sirius Black - and for the fact that she is suddenly driven into something so depraved that she can never tell anybody about it.
Word count: 2,300

The Heir (Lucius Malfoy/Millicent Bulstrode/Severus Snape; NC-17)
Summary: This is part 2 of the first fic I ever wrote. A fic that involve panthers, OFC, Marcus Flint, pregnancy, torture, rape and embarrassingly bad grammar and spelling. I even think Lucius is blonde here... I will not recommend anyone to look at it. Read at own risk, do not try this at home and all that. I'm not kidding. The plot, however, might make it worth suffering the pain. Prequel: The Inheritance.
Word count: 44,200

Hellos and Goodbyes at the Three Roses Seaside Hotel (Draco Malfoy/Neville Longbottom; PG-13)
Summary: When Neville literally bumps into Draco Malfoy at Kings Cross, he didn't think that fate would let them have yet another encounter - one with an entirely different outcome.
Word count: 2,500

Hidden Behind the Sun and the Moon (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: Lucius wakes up the day after the final battle, tired, sore and with unexpected company in his bed. Maybe Lucius has to change more than allegiances?
Word count: 3,550

The Hidden Power of Professor Snape's Dancing Shoes (Severus Snape, Lord Voldemort, Peter Pettigrew; PG-13)
Summary: Lord Voldy has an idea how to get Potter on his side; Peter Pettigrew has a secret; Professor Snape has a pair of magical shoes, and a Death Eater party ends up in a cat fight between Narcissa and Bella. Crackfic, anyone?
Word count: 2,300

How to Catch the Elusive Snitch (Using Sugar and Surprises) (Severus Snape/Narcissa Malfoy/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: The war is over and Snape's life looks very much the same - only until he meets his former friends at the Quidditch Cup. He has been lured once before, so he plays the game carefully...
Word count: 5,400

Hunger (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; NC-17)
Summary: The night of the full moon is about more than rabbits and blood. There are different kinds of hunger...
Word count: 900

Ice and the Ocean# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: In Azkaban the hours are long and grey. Only one hour a week is not.
Word count: 1,500

The Incredible Lifelike Dream Doll - Ready When You Are (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; NC-17) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Daily Deviant|
Summary: Severus is lonely - he never was much for socialising. He finds the company he needs in Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes: a life-size doll is much easier to handle than all those pesky humans, Severus is certain. Only he's in for a surprise...
Word count: 6,200

The Inheritance (Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape/Millicent Bulstrode; NC-17)
Summary: Millicent will only inherit her father's fortune if she marries. Dumbledore provides the suitors, but Death Eaters try to ruin the plan. My first fic which is only here to spread horror and Mary S all over the place, together with abysmal SPAG, and every error in the world, beside that. Do not read!
Word count: 24,900

Interrogation in Courtroom Ten (Severus Snape/Percy Weasley, NC-17)
Summary: Courtroom ten in the Ministry of Magic have had many wizards tied up in its chair...
Word count: 1,700

In the Darkness of Sin (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; NC-17)
Summary: Only through pain Snape finds he can relieve his guilt. Remus hopes every time will be the last.
Word count: 1,100

The Inward Liberty of a Frozen Morning (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: There are moments in life that stand out clearly; Severus' initiation as a Death Eater one of them. The morning after he has taken the mark he gets an unexpected visitor who makes the memory of allegiances and markings disappear in the past, to leave memories of the now hovering in Severus' mind.
Word count: 2,750

It Is Christmas After All (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; R)
Summary: Severus Snape hates Christmas and would rather be left alone. But a certain werewolf has decided otherwise.
Word count: 2,740

Let No Sin Rule Your Mortal Body (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Severus Snape discovers that he has a conscience and remorse and regret are changing his life. Somehow sin is not quite what Severus thought it was. Not even the things he did with Lucius.
Word count: 2,600

The Light and the Darkness (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; G-NC-17)
Summary: Lucius is Severus 'life and love. How did that come to be and how will Severus survive the war? A collection of stand-alone ficlets, together creating a longer story.
Word count: 16,400

Lost in the Abyss Between Yes and No (Kingsley Shacklebolt/Neville Longbottom; R) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| rarepair_shorts|
Summary:
Word count: WIP - currently ~2,150

Love Like Fire (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Love is not something that comes from day to day. It takes time to build, but when done, the intense feeling is like nothing else, Lucius realises.
Word count: 1,800

Master Mind (Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape/Bellatrix Lestrange; R)
Summary: Voldemort won, didn't he? But not everyone are what they once were. Nothing is.
Word count: 2,100

Metamorphosis (Moaning Myrtle; PG, Gen)
Summary: Myrtle is coming to terms with changes in life and death as she discovers she still has a tribute to make.
Word count: 1,100

The Mills of Manchester (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; NC-17)
Summary: It is a cold and bitter January day when famous chef Severus Snape is sacked from the posh French restaurant he has been managing for almost fifteen years. He discovers there is a world outside—a world where three meals a day is a luxury and life is a struggle to stay alive. Soon Severus finds himself queuing up for a job at the cotton mills, and it is not an entirely pleasant experience. Several people try to interfere with Severus' life, and when Remus Lupin suddenly shows up, Severus' plans take a quite different turn...
Word count: 48,000

Minotauros (Rabastan Lestrange/Gregory Goyle)
Summary: Being sentenced to life in Azkaban should be punishment enough for almost any crime. But as it is, prison power games make sure any sentence is topped with a little extra that makes things even more unbearable. There is only one way to get though: fight and win, or lose and despair. Azkaban is not for the weak, Gregory Goyle already knows that when he finds Rabastan Lestrange abused and violated by his fellow prisoners.
Word count: 7,500

The Moon and the Knife* (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Under the blood moon two wizards give each other the release that can be found in pain and pleasure mingled.
Word count: 1,000

A Most Welcome Abnormality# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: The fifth-years are playing a game, and Severus does not want to participate. Lucius wants to know why, and it leads to an interesting discovery of some proportion.
Word count: 4,200

Music (Move to the Rhythm) (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; NC-17)
Summary: Remus wants to take Severus dancing, but Severus doesn't dance.
Word count: 2,100

Never Bet on a Black Horse or Ten Stages Before Lucius Malfoy Found Love in a Stable*# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Severus is surprised when Lucius Malfoy expresses an interest in him. But there is more to it than that he discovers, when he for the first time is invited to the Manor.
Word count: 5,800

A New Uniform for the Death Eaters (Severus Snape, Lucius Malfoy, Lord Voldemort; PG)
Summary: 'My Lord,' Lucius said. 'I have a request.' He knelt and kissed the hem of Voldy's robe. Disgusting habit, who the hell knew what the Lord had dragged it through since it had last been elf-serviced and cleaned?
Word count: 650

Next Year, in Gorna Oryahovitsa (Severus Snape/Viktor Krum; NC-17)
Summary: "Viktor doesn't manage to say more before he has pushed him inside, into the empty changing room. It seems as if Severus has read the signals right. 'Is this what you want?' he purrs, as his hands rip at the Quidditch robe. 'To get it hard up against the wall?'"
Word count: 6,000

Of Homes and Hearts (Severus Snape/Blaise Zabini; R)
Summary: Blaise is exiled after the war when he by coincidence runs into a certain Potions master in a run-down part of town.
Word count: 2,100

Of Sheep and Men (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: Lucius has a birthday and Severus brings him a gift. It wasn't quite was he had expected, but luckily Severus has brought another more interesting present too.
Word count: 815

Pas de Deux (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy/?, NC-17)
Summary: Severus has a fantasy: to see Lucius in a corset. But sometimes reality can be even more fantastic and a certain former Potions master might have more than he had hoped for. Much more.
Word count: 2,400

Play# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Lucius Malfoy finds Severus lurking outside the prefects' bathroom, cock in hand.
Word count: 1,100

Power of Innocence# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Lucius has been seeing Severus for a while, secret meetings in dark classrooms. Lucius wants to have Severus to himself, to show him more. Only Lucius hasn't really considered that Severus have something to say in this too.
Word count: 6,030

Promises of Redemption (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: There are different ways to express love and to seek redemption. They are different also if one is a Malfoy and another a Snape. Even if their reason to find redemption is the same.
Word count: 1,200

Revenge is for Tomorrow (Severus Snape/Harry Potter, NC-17)
Summary: Snape has planned for this, his redemption, for years, living like Harry Potter's property. The chance finally comes...
Word count: 2,400

Rough (Penelope Clearwater/?; NC-17)
Summary: Penelope is on her way home from the Leaky Cauldron when she is pushed up against a wall...
Word count: 1,000

Savage Messiah (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; R) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Snupin Santa|
Summary: Guilt, grief and redemption are ideas which Remus Lupin knows. Intimately. When Lupin is needed by the Minister of Magic, Shacklebolt sends one of his men to fetch him, one who no longer cares about such serious matters. However, redemption and love come in many shapes and sizes, and lives which seemed set in stone are once more changing.
Word count: 14,454

Scream for Me (Lucius Malfoy/Justin Finch Fletchley; NC-17)
Summary: Lucius never liked it when the other kids played with his toys. Now Draco has taken his favourite toy and broken it. It has consequences for all involved. And some things never mend.
Word count: 4,075

Seconds (Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy; PG-13)
Summary: The Dark Mark is calling Lucius for the first time in thirteen years. Lucius and Narcissa have only seconds to decide how they are going to save their family from disgrace.
Word count: 1,200

Septem Spiriti# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: Standing at Lucius' funeral pyre Severus is not sure how he will be able to continue fighting the Dark Lord - and sometimes death comes as a relief.
Word count: 3,000

Serpent, Folding (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: Severus has been reading about Japanese erotic art and wants Lucius to come play. Lucius doesn't want to, but Severus has his own ways of making his lover change his mind.
Word count: 1,000

Sleight of Hand (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: 1975. Severus is not happy after having attended his first Death Eater meeting. But there is no way back; it is join or die, Lucius knows that. He does not want to see Severus dead, and has his own means and reasons to convince Severus to stay.
Word count: 2,100

Snape of the High Seas (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; PG)
Summary: Neville led Remus up the stairs. He opened the locked door, pushing the still-manacled Remus outside. The wind blew strongly and the scent of salt water and sea-weed was overwhelming.
Word count: 700

Snape's Revenge (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; R)
Summary: Governor of Malfoy Islands, Lucius Malfoy is presented with a treasure that will put him in a very good light with Good Queen Bess when he, in turn, presents it to her.
Word count: 2,850

The Snow Palace (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; G-NC-17)
Summary: Remus Lupin is dead - or so the wizarding world thinks. Trying to get on with his life, Remus hides out in central London. One day, Remus spots someone he believed to be dead, and is curious enough to investigate. However, not everybody thinks Remus actually died, and suddenly he finds himself both as the hunter and the hunted when he discovers a dangerous plot which seems to be targeted at no other than - Remus Lupin. But he gets help from the most unlikely duo...
Word count: 53,000

Substitute (Draco Malfoy, Alastor Moody(Barty Crouch Jr); NC-17)
Summary: Barty Crouch wants something he can't have, and he finds Draco to be an adequate substitute.
Word count: 2,200

Taste (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; NC-17) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Snupin Santa|
Summary: Severus has never forgotten the taste of the honey-tasting kiss Remus gave him on a warm spring day at Hogwarts. But there is more to Remus than honey and kisses and sweetness. Severus realises that when Albus Dumbledore wants him to play errand boy and deliver Wolfsbane to Lupin the day before full moon.
Word count: 16,500

Tension (Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Malfoy; R)
Summary: Voldemort's plans are to be executed, and Narcissa knows just how to relieve her tensions.
Word count: 1,400

Tie, Mark, Burn and Trust - A Love Story in Four Parts (Severus Snape/Sirius Black; NC-17)
Summary: Sirius owes Severus - and he makes him pay. It doesn't seem like there are any feelings involved in their affair, but Sirius might be wrong. In the meantime Severus is continuing his spying for the Order, but one day he makes a severe mistake. Will that be the turning point of Severus' feelings for Sirius?
Word count: 10,400

The Topography of a Kiss (Neville/Remus, Neville/Ted; PG-13) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3|
Summary: A brief, but serious affair with Remus Lupin leaves Neville longing for something that he knows that he can never have -- or so he thinks.
Word count: 1,700

The Truth About the Universe (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy, Stephen Hawking; PG)
Summary: Waiting for Lucius, Severus runs into a certain Stephen Hawking, and comes to realise that beauty might have more incarnations than one, just like universes.
Word count: 1,200

Tweed (Severus Snape/Percy Weasley; R)
Summary: The cold wind makes Severus pull his old Muggle coat tighter around his thin body as he walks quickly down Church Walk, trying not to notice the small shop approximately in the middle of the row of low, terraced houses. He doesn't have to look. Severus knows there is a sign in the window announcing that a closing sale is going on. He also knows that the coat that he wish he could afford is still hanging in the back of the shop, in the left hand corner.
Word count: 5,500

Twining the Thread of Fate (Narcissa Malfoy, Harry Potter; Gen, PG)
Summary: For a few seconds, Narcissa Malfoy holds the destiny of her family and of the wizarding world in her hand. She must choose: is she willing to die for whom she loves most, or will she continue to be the Dark Lord's slave together with her emasculated husband...
Word count: 1,600

Until Death Do Us Part#* (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: When the Ministry of Magic announces a new law, Severus Snape acts like the Slytherin he is and decides to get himself a husband - Lucius. Snape is through being Lucius' lapdog and sees this as a way to get back at Lucius for the arrogant way he treated Severus when they were younger. But Severus might not be the only one who wants Lucius to suffer... Everything is set up to a battle between wills and with clever schemings as weapons. Only the cunning plans are disturbed by a murder attempt and an unfortunate little thing called love...
Word count: 74,700

Until Death Do Us Part: Exposure# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: What does a wizard do when he comes home finding his husband in bed with several other men - even if they are just arousing pictures in a magazine? Not easy to handle when one is used to betrayal, and still uneasy with the fact that love is not just something that happens to other people...
Word count: 3,200

Until Death Do Us Part: Valentine's Conspiracy# (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Valentine's Day is coming up and Severus makes plans. So does Lucius, and the plans are not exactly the same.
Word count: 7,000

Until Next Full Moon (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Daily Deviant|
Summary: Most canines have an interest in, well, arseholes. Moony is no exception.
Word count: 1,150

Waiting for Another Chance (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, mentioned DM/RL; NC-17)
Summary: Real time fic written about, on and for New Year's Evening 2005. Remus is going to Hermione and Ron Weasley's New Year's party hoping Severus Snape will show up. Remus and Severus spent a New Year's night in Severus' bed just after the end of the war, and Remus is still hoping for another chance.
Word count: 3,400

Walk Through Darkness (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; PG-13)
Summary: One night of anger and fury leaves Severus with child. Love and need has nothing to do with it - or?
Word count: 1,150

The Wandmaker of Burgas (Severus Snape/Viktor Krum, Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17) - WIP
Summary: Just after the final battle Lucius realises his disappearance from the British wizarding world will benefit his son. He leaves manor, wife, and family to stay out of prison, and he wants Severus to follow him in his exile. There is just one minor flaw in the plan...
Word count: currently 8,200 - will be appr. 120,000

War and Worship (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Daily Deviant|
Summary: After the war, two old friends find consolation in each others' arms. Lucius hopes that his affection for Severus' cock might be allowed to spread to other body parts, preferably Severus as a whole.
Word count: 1,200

The Watcher (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy/(Percy Weasley); R)
Summary: 'I love autumn: the woods glowing from sun and falling leaves, the scent of firewood and damp earth and sweet apples rotting on the ground. Most of all I love autumn because that is the time of year I am most likely not going to be discovered by the two men I watch secretly.'
Word count: 4,000

Watching the Moonlight (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; PG-13)
Summary: The war is over and two old friends meet occasionally. Somehow feelings and needs change as the world changes around them.
Word count: 1,660

WIB - Wizardsinblack (Severus Snape/Remus Lupin; NC-17)
Summary: Just after Sirius' escape from Hogwarts, Dumbledore discovers a Death Eater conspiracy. Of course Albus Dumbledore is not inclined to let that happen, and he forms his own little very-secret-agent unit to prevent the disaster. Two professors who haven't exactly planned to work together are forced to find a way to cooperate - helped by a transparent shower curtain and a Thestral...
Word count. 19,500

The Wind Whispers His Name (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; PG-13)
Summary: Jealousy, love, life, death. Lucius' name has always been connected to deep emotions and important events for Severus Snape.
Word count. 1,000

Wound Pleasures (Lucius Malfoy/Snakey; NC-17)
Summary: Ehrm, right: Lucius does naughty things with Snakey that requires a thorough cleaning of said cane afterwards.
Word count: 1,150

You've Got Owl (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; PG)
Summary: Severus Snape recieves several anonymous Owls and invitations from unexpected sources on Valentine's day.
Word count: 2,050

A Young Head Boy Caught Up In a Book (Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy; NC-17)
Summary: Lucius is reading aloud from 120 Journées... for his young friend, and Severus is appalled. Later they both seem to take a particular interest in a part describing tied-up young men - after Lucius has clarified one or two things regarding the subject and the Marquis's writing.
Word count: 2,000


Lewis:

Phoenix Rising (Lewis/Hathaway; PG-13)
Word count: 1350
Summary: Lewis has been ignoring Hathaway. The cold air between them makes Hathaway realise he needs to challenge himself. The outcome is different from what he thought it would be.


Haru o Daiteita/Other Nitta Youka Works:

Autumn Fire (Mochimune/Miyasaka; PG)
Word count: 500
Summary: Miyasaka is auditioning for Mochimune's upcoming film.

Birthday Surprise (written with geri_chan) (Iwaki/Katou; NC-17)
Word count: 2,700
Summary: Katou is disappointed. It seems as if all his friends have forgotten his birthday...

Bittersweet (Iwaki Mashaiko/Iwaki Kyousuke(WMLM); NC-17)
Summary: Iwaki Masahiko's life didn't turn out the way he wanted it. His brother's and Katou Youji's shameless behaviour doesn't make it easier to cope with more than thirty years of repressed... repression. But Masahiko is forced to look at the way he has lived his life until now and on his values he thought established so firmly. Serious changes are bound to happen...
Word count: ~7,300

Dust to Dust (Iwaki/Katou; R)
Word count: 3,300
Summary: Even in the most loving and deep relationships there are problems once in a while, some more serious than others. That is what Iwaki realises when he finds out the hard way that he has been neglecting his lover. Katou sets right the misconception that he will always be there for Iwaki. Getting their life back on track challenges Iwaki, teaching him that he can't always do things by himself.

How to Tame a Lover in Three Easy Steps (Mochimune/Miyasaka, Onozuka/Kikuchi, Onozuka/Miyasaka; NC-17)
Word count: ~7250
Summary: A drunken challenge and two hurt lovers. Revenge and victory turned on its head. Onozuka has effective ideas when it comes to letting his lover know that he is not satisfied by being treated as a toy to save Kikuchi's pride. Director Mochimune is taught a similar lesson, and Miyasaka learns a bit about feelings himself.

Katou's Gift (Iwaki/Katou; NC-17)
Summary: On his birthday, Iwaki is doing his second film for Director Mochimune. Katou shows up with a birthday present.
Word count: ~1,750

Kimono Series (Iwaki/Katou, Sawa/Yukihito, Miyasaka/OFC; G-NC-17)
Summary: A series of short character studies based on a kimono theme.
Word count: ~1,000

Masks, Removed (Iwaki/Katou, Mochimune/Miyasaka; NC-17)
Summary: Director Mochimune has developed a habit: he likes watching his main actor in intimate situations, something that seems to be accepted by said actor's lover. But things don't always turn out the way Mochimune wants them...
Word count: ~5,500

The Sleep of the Cicada (Akizuki Keiichirou/Kusaka Touma)
Summary: "I believe that such a time will come... A time where we can always be together without fear of being caught... Until that time comes, you and I shall sleep the long sleep of the cicada."
Word count: 1,500

Sleepless Hearts (Tanahashi/Kokubu Touma; PG-13) LJ| IJ| snapelike.com| AO3| Other|
Summary: Running an agency for artists is not always easy. Tanahashi realises he is in trouble when he ends up with an annoying client, a spurned, sleepy-but-sleepless seiyuu and two pieces of explicit BL manga.
Word count: 3,310

Turbulence (Iwaki/Katou; NC-17)
Summary: Iwaki has one or two minor things he wants to discuss with Katou regarding the consummation of relationships on aeroplanes. Unfortunately for Katou, Iwaki has a quite unexpected physical approach to that debate. This is a sequel to Lore's burning hot Mile High Club ficlet 20,000 Feet Sneak
Word count: ~3,400

Where the White Lilies Grow (Carlo/Magira, Iwaki/Katou, Shouji/Shu Ti Fan; NC-17)
Summary: When Carlo comes home from a business trip only to discover that Magira has left him, he has to change the passive way he usually takes when it comes to defending his relationship with the charming, but spoiled young player. Carlo has once offered to wager his entire fortune in exchange for Magira's company. This time, Carlo has to realise that his life might be at stake as well...
Word count: ~46,000.

Upside Down (Kurokawa Hiroyumi/Hosaka Jouichirou; NC-17)
Summary: Hosaka is satisfied with his new relationship. But is it more than friendship and curiosity that keep the two men together?
Word count: ~1,100




Meta:

Can Arthur Weasley Really Use a Rubber Duck for Casting the Avada? How does wands and magic work together - and apart?, post-DH.

Guide To Traditionalist Ships. A collection of ship-specific traits. (Some NC-17-topics), pre-DH.

Heroes and Morale in HP. Post DH.

In Defence of a Death Eater. Why everything is Albus Dumbledore's fault. Written pre/post HBP.

Noblesse Oblige II - Lucius Malfoy: Cardboard Racist or Complex Family Man? Post HBP.

Noblesse Oblige I - Lucius Malfoy: Cardboard Racist or Complex Family Man? Post HBP.

On Lucius' Birth Date and Whether Severus Shared More Than a Year With Him At Hogwarts. Post DH.

On BDSM, non-con and D/s in fan fiction. An essay on terms and practises. No mention of canon.

Severus and Lucius Discusses DH - With spoilers. And R, post DH, obviously.